Sunday 9 October 2011

Clark's Magic Steps: update


Two lovely bloggers have pointed me in the right direction to find the advert for Clark's Magic Steps…


Next step: finding a pair on eBay.


Friday 7 October 2011

What I wouldn't give for a roll in the hay…

It's a sad state of affairs when a spoof TV commercial for yogurt is just as good as any churned-out boyband relase…

Dynamo has rocked my world

Street magician, breakdancer and all-round man of mystery Dynamo just came into our offices.

If you've been living under a rock and don't know who this guy is, check out his showreel below…


As we all know, I am the most cynical being ever. I spit on Clinton cards, and have been known to squash a last Rolo. I didn't even put make-up on today. But, Dynamo magician rocked my world. He MAGICKED MY NAME ON A CARD…


AND HIS NAME ON THE OTHER SIDE…



There is no fit explanation for how he did this other than witchcraft.

Thanks Dynamo - you've ruined my life. Nothing is ever going to be as exciting as that moment.

Thursday 6 October 2011

Quote from my housemate…




"I'm not drunk, I'm just good-natured"

For the ride of your life…

Rollercoaster-themed condoms from a Thorpe park goody bag.




Stealth condoms - she won't see you coming…

Five things I didn't know about Steve Jobs before today…


1. He bought Pixar from George Lucas. And it was Pixar, not Apple, which made him most of his fortune
2. He was adopted
3. His birth-parents eventually married and he has at least one full-sibling
4. He tried LSD and described it as 'one of the two or three most important' moments of his life.
5. there are no known records of him donating to charity, and he disolved the company's charity programmes once he was reinstated as CEO