The Queen finds Kate Middleton's wedding dress 'creepy'

Kate 'don't call me Kate' Middleton's wedding dress has gone on display at Buckingham Palace

However, not everyone is a fan of the exhibit; the Queen is said to have described it as 'creepy'.

What I find far creepier is the fact that she's got her dead mother-in-law's engagement ring and is moving into her house. Not to mention the fact that a lot of people think she was murdered.

It's like the plot of a bad horror movie. Pretty girl from the wrong side of town, meets an upperclass guy, they fall in love, get married, turns out the engagement ring belonged to his dead mother who died under mysterious circumstances, they move into the dead woman's house and… well, it doesn't end happily ever after. Unless your idea of happy ever after is a knife in the spleen.

Ps. In my movie, Camilla totally did it.

Interspecies friendships: Jumping baby goat thinks he is people

Here is a video of a jumping baby goat. Just because.

I appreciate every t-shirt worn in Stepbrothers

The best thing about Stepbrothers: the amazing array of vintage t-shirts.

Brennan's purple unicorn t-shirt from Stepbrothers:

Purple unicorn castle t-shirt, £13.99, Amazon.co.uk

Brennan's Oh Juggs t-shirt from Stepbrothers and Dale's Spring Break '84 t-shirt from Stepbrothers:

Oh Juggs, £18.55, Zazzle.co.uk

Spring Break 84, £23.99, Wordans.co.uk

Dale's It's Better in the Bahamas t-shirt from Stepbrothers:

It's Better in the Bahamas, £27.98, Wordans.co.uk

Dale's Yoda t-shirt from Stepbrothers:

Yoda t-shirt, $24, 80stees.com

Dale's Converse t-shirt from Stepbrothers and Brennan's Mountain Dew t-shirt from Stepbrothers:

Mountain Dew t-shirt, £18.95, Amazon.co.uk

Converse t-shirt, £18.50, Zazzle.co.uk

Brennan's Pablo Cruise t-shirt from Stepbrothers:

Pablo Cruise t-shirt, $36.90, pablocruise.com

And, the ultimate Step Brothers scene… SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!

Clarks customer service: prompt

I fired off the following email about Clarks Magic Steps about an hour ago…

"Dear Sir/Madam, I was shocked and disappointed to find very few references to Clarks Magic Steps on the internet.

http://allthosehorriblethings.blogspot.com/2011/03/clarks-magic-steps.html

"These shoes shaped my childhood.

"If you would be kind enough to help me locate the advert for, or any images of said shoes, all will be forgiven, and I will bestow upon you your weight in Wagon Wheels, Orange Clubs and Umbungo juice drinks"

and was shocked to receive a reply…

"Thank you for your email regarding Magic Steps.  I'm afraid that we stopped making this particular range a couple of years ago. 

"We did this because we decided to concentrate on developing new styles.  

"I know this is disappointing to you, but I hope you'll be able to find a style you like in our latest season of styles online. 

" I have passed your comments on to our design team, who will take your feedback on board when planning future styles.  

"Thank you for taking the time to contact us and for your interest in Clarks  

"Kind Regards Kate Randall Contact Centre Agent   KR/kr  Our Ref: 001209569A"

This isn't actually very funny, because she took me a little too seriously. Now the Clarks customer service team think that I am mentally retarded. But on the plus side, they will be consulting me on future shoe styles. 



I knew I should have offered them some Kia-Ora

Binary code nail varnish

Because this is how I roll…

My friends are nothing if not innovative…

How you fix a radio, Hounslow-style.

This scares me because…

I do in fact OWN a saucepan…

Though I use it less for cooking, more as a receptacle in which to store more shoes.

Out of the mouths of babes…

A child on the website has summed up the whole Rebecca Black debate nicely…

Justin Bieber waxwork revealed; looks nothing like him

Madame Tussauds revealed their Justin Bieber waxwork today. Trouble is, it looks nothing like him…

I'm Justin Bieber! Lol J/K, I'm obviously not…

Justin filled with an urge common to most non-Beliebers - the urge to give Justin Bieber a swift elbow in the face

Posing with his insanely young mother Patti Mallette - a teen-mum who must be laughing all the way past the abortion clinic to the bank.

In fact, here is a list of things that looks more like Justin Bieber than the Madame Tussauds waxwork…

1. Lesbians

2. A chipmunk

3. Ken from the 1980's

4. This potato

The ultimate bullying fail

The amazing moment when the bullied child goes all Carrie, minus the telekinesis…

Ferris Bueller, as edited by Sofia Coppola

Youtube user Joesephsbrett recut Ferris Bueller as though it was a coming of age Indie flick.

I always thought that Ferris was a massive douche in this film. But then again, I always thought that this film starred Jennifer Aniston and the kid from the Wonder years, so what do I know.

Extra Credit: In an amazing twist of life imitating art, check out the below scene where Charlie Sheen talks about drugs, whores and tries to pick up women in jail.

Happy Mondays: Trololo Cat

Trololo cat loves being scratched in places that other cats just can't reach.

Happy Monday!

"It's ballet - I'm gay and I don't even care!"

The Black Swan could have been oh so different had Nina been in possession of a Sassy Gay Friend. At least, according to mildly hilarious the Brian Gallivan aka YouTube's Sassy Gay Friend.




Other gems from his tiara…

"Ophelia, he stabbed your dad through a curtain…"



"My friend from New York City got left at the alter. She went to Mexico her three best girlfriends. She didn't wear the wear the ugly headpiece with the weird blue feather for the rest of her life…"



"Othello thinks that your fingers have been all over Cassio's keyboard, so we gotta go…"



"This is a set up. You don't realise this because your brain is made out of rib…"



Thinking of all the things I could have avoided had I happened to have a Sassy Gay Friend. Like carrot pants. And cutting my own fringe.

Mother leaves daughter £10,000 in will and says 'Follow your dream'... so she spends it all on CHOCOLATE

Mother leaves daughter £10,000 in will and says 'Follow your dream'... so she spends it all on CHOCOLATE

Who knew that her dreams were diabetes, gum disease and a life confined to an EZ chair?

Daily Mail copypasta fail

Daily Mail copypasta fail… The above is the DM article, the below is the Wikipedia entry they copied and pasted it from.

Which reminds me of this amazing, though sadly defunct blog wot I once found: The Daily Mail Oncological Ontology Project - a documentation of the DM's attempt to classify every inanimate object in to two camps: things which will give you cancer, and things which will cure cancer.

Which in turn reminds me of this…

Which in turns, reminds me of this little gem by Dan & Dan. I think that they be brothers, or some how related…

Hello…

Is it me you're looking for? Quite possibly, and now I have found you, due to this handy telephone poll flyer.