Saturday, 20 August 2011

Just one of life's little mortifications…

Fell asleep next to a stranger at a party.

My hand appears to be on his cock. He's got his wallet out, and I am forcing my friend's head into my lap.

Whatever happened to those classy keys in bowls affairs?

Would like to add that this was an 80's-themed shindig. I didn't just roll around in Krisp and come out wearing whatever stuck.

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